As I run in my squeaky wheel...

Charlie has sneezies again. :(

I no like brobro not feeling good. I cuddle and groom n make all better, k?

My tooth hurts. :(

*grumblegrumble*

HumanKari says she's going to escape from earth tonight. That sounds scary!

::runs for cover in hideaway tunnel::

Jake here. We've been preoccupied with our new neighbors as of late and haven't been able to sneak onto HumanKari's laptop. Noisy neighbor, and messy they are; HumanKari calls them "day-goos"? At any rate we are contemplating on whether we should let them in on this journal.

Jacob Darwin

Hello, 'tis Charlie. Like Jake said I'm not fond of this screenie machine. I guess I'm an old fashioned kind of gerbil.

Last night HumanKari had us in our run around pen when I heard the scariest sound. Like a *murraowww* noise. I ran and hid for the rest of the night.

Jake says he was reading old entries from the others on here, and says it the cat Molly, better known by her nickname Meowie.

There was a cat at our birth home. It stood and stared at us all day and at night ran around and caught wild mice. *shudders*

Charles Elwood

I unearthed the secret Gerbil House documents left to us by the previous gerbil leader Ruby last night.

Charlie's not very excited about internet stuff, so we agreed that I will take sole ownership of The House.

*does happy gerbil dance*

Jacob "The Webmaster" Darwin

Boo, why does the spaz monster get a video on here but not me?

Jake *ish jealous*

Yesterday HumanKari made a video of me being athletic and such. She slowed it down in the middle to show my lovely running gait.

~Charlie~

Jake just dragged me out of the nest to show me this el-jay thing on the glowing screenie machine he just commandeered from HumanKari.

He wants me to introduce myself. I don't know, this looks really scary.

*jumps at strange sound and runs to hide in wooden hide tunnel*

o_O

Erm, Jake here finishing up for Charlie. You'll have to excuse my brother, he's a bit of a spaz.

This is Jake signing off for:
Charles "The Spaz" Elwood

*peaks head in*

So this is what HumanKari does all day on this thingy!

We're already five months old and she is just now letting us in on this journal we inherited.

Pshaw...I shall return. *evil gerbil laughter*

Jacob "The Destroyer" Darwin